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THIS PAGE IS WRITTEN IN PRETTY COLORS AND A BIG, BOLD FONT SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND IT BETTER! BILLY MAYS CAPS, TOO!
01) GO TO A CITY, BIG TOWN WITH LOTS OF GUARDS AND NO MONSTERS OR VERY LITTLE ENEMY CHARACTERS THAT CAN DO DAMAGE TO YOU 02) FIND A BANK, PLACE WHERE YOU TRY TO GET PEOPLE TO GIVE YOU STUFF OUT OF THE GUILD BANK 03) TALK TO A BANKER, IF YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PAST THE GUILD BANK DONT WORRY. EVERYONE ELSE, TAKE EVERYTHING YOU CAN OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL BANK. 04) GO FIND A VENDOR! YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU SELL YOUR GREY, WHITE AND GREEN ITEMS. PROBABLY EVEN YOUR BLUE BOES. 05) SELL THE VENDOR EVERYTHING IN YOUR BAGS 06) HIT C, OR OTHERWISE OPEN YOUR CHARACTER WINDOW 07) TAKE ALL OF YOUR GEAR AND PUT IT IN YOUR BAGS 08) TALK TO THE VENDOR AGAIN AND SELL EVERYTHING IN YOUR BAGS TO HIM 09) TYPE /YELL FIRST PERSON TO OPEN TRADE WITH ME GETS ALL MY GOLD, I AM NOT JOKING 10) OPEN YOUR BAGS AND LOOK AT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU HAVE 11) TYPE EACH SECTION, GOLD, SILVER AND COPPER, INTO THE TRADE WINDOW FIELDS. 12) CLICK ACCEPT 13) LOG OUT OF WORLD OF WARCRAFT 14) UNINSTALL WORLD OF WARCRAFT (FIND AN ADULT TO DO IT FOR YOU) 15) TELL YOUR MOM AND DAD THAT YOU NEED THEM TO LOG INTO YOUR WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT FOR YOU AND TAKE THEIR CREDIT CARD OFF 16) FIND A CHAIR YOU ARE ABLE TO LIFT 17) CARRY IT TO THE PLACE WHERE THE WALLS MEET, WHERE YOU CAN NOT PASS THROUGH 18) SIT IN WHAT WE CALL "THE CORNER" 19) DO NOT LOOK ANYWHERE BUT STRAIGHT AHEAD INTO WHERE THE WALLS ARE TOUCHING, ALSO KNOWN AS "THE CORNER" 20) NO TALKING, DO NOT TALK TO ANYONE 21) KEEP SITTING IN THE CORNER UNTIL IT IS TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL. 22) IN SCHOOL, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION. YOU MIGHT LEARN HOW TO READ SIMPLE THINGS, LIKE THE MOST BASIC OF GRAPHS 23) IF YOU DON'T HAVE SCHOOL, JUST SIT IN THE CORNER 'TILL SOMEONE COMES TO YOU AND ASKS WHY YOU ARE SITTING THERE. TELL THEM YOU NEED TO LEARN, PLEASE TEACH ME. 24) STOP SUCKING YOUR THUMB If you find yourself down the road having problems reading simple charts such as this one, feel free to once again follow these steps!
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